You wake up in the morning (okay, most mornings) with the Dora the Explorer theme song running through your head, and you're not even surprised.
You often hear yourself saying things like "We do NOT play in the trashcan!", "We do NOT unroll the toilet paper!" (which might come back to bite you during potty training time) "We do NOT eat off the floor", "We do not stash food in our diaper!" and think nothing of it.
You seriously don't even hear the myriad of tunes playing on full blast from various toys, walkers, push cars, and Baby Einstein books anymore.
You would rather stay home and eat a sandwich then eat free piza in a restaurant because its sipmly not worth the hassle of the car ride, the high chair, the reaching, the grabbing, the "no ma'ams", the dropped pacifiers, the squeals of protest, the sweat, the tears, and the piles of ripped, shredded paper napkins under the table.
You find yourself planning meals around what your child will actually eat and not around what you actually like anymore.
Any more to add to the list today? =)